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What do you do with 5 women who have more than the allotted story amount on Instagram and nowhere to say it?!

‘We should do a podcast’ said George casually one lunch time. That was in 2019. Then she kept telling me we need to do one. Forever nagging and forever right, we finally said, let’s try it! A theme tune, intro video and a snazzy logo later we were all set. 5 Birds and a Mic was born. I can’t begin to tell you how many takes I needed for the first ever intro! I was a nervous wreck!

We’re all about real women, real issues and real life in and out of work. We do drop in some insider tips, but mainly it’s us chatting, muddling through life. Most of the time we’re having so much fun we forget we’re even being recorded and don’t see it as anything other than 5 birds having a catch up.

Tune in on YouTube, and Spotify on Mondays and Fridays. It’s not all safe for work, or kids, and some topics may raise a few eyebrows, but I bet you’ll ALL be nodding and laughing along in no time.

EPISODE TWENTY THREE

The One With All The Other Ones

Like that one Friends episode the one with all the clips The One with All the Other Ones…

EPISODE TWENTY TWO

18yr old advice

The birds get deep and meaningful about what they’d say to their 18yr old selves…

EPISODE TWENTY ONE

Bitty

Trigger warning, NSFL warning, this ep is highly inappropriate and should not be consumed by anyone you have been warned.

EPISODE TWENTY

Death Penalty Meg

So the corona virus started with cruises, airports, ski resorts, why does it hate middle class white people so much?

EPISODE NINETEEN

Resting Rock Face

You know when you really need a wee really bad but then you fart and it gives you like an extra 5-10mins of wiggle room?

EPISODE EIGHTEEN

Bleached hair and hairy legs

Did you know your feet are the same length as your forearm? Meg didn’t. And did you know that ghosts are real? And everyone has…

EPISODE SEVENTEEN

Agony Aunts

Like an overfamiliar aunt with substance abuse problem at Christmas the birds give horrible, R-rated advice for an hour.

EPISODE SIXTEEN

Most Likely To...

Most likely to be up late Sunday night working on the video description because I have to entertain a 4 year old all day?

I loved this podcast so much. I’m going to be honest… For a while, I’ve been thinking of reasons I could come back to the shop – and now I don’t need to!

EPISODE FIFTEEN

Lumberjacks spiders and death holes

The birds get the latest lumberjack update, G is mean to Meg and it’s hilarious and everyone hates spiders.

EPISODE FOURTREEN

Plug In Baby

This one was a public service announcement to mothers who are homeschooling your kids, stop!

EPISODE THIRTEEN

The Three Wishes 5 Birds And A Mic

Inspired by the free month subscription of Disney+ (the real Robin Williams Aladdin)…

EPISODE TWELVE

Comments Section

Listeners mail – whether you’re team Floppy Thong or a Full Brief Bird there’s something for everyone in this hilarious episode.

EPISODE ELEVEN

Guilty Pleasures

Chaos ensues as the podcast is crashed by a load of kids, Dan’s a nerd, G’s a perve and Emma’s just gagging for a cigarette.

EPISODE TEN

Unpopular Opinions

The Birds bring us their unpopular opinions, super controversial points of view on cat-calling, Nutella, Ed Sheeran and…

behind the scenes

What they say

I flipping love you five! So happy that you’re doing this podcast.

behind the scenes

EPISODE 9

Snog, Marry, Avoid

The birds get stuck into some juicy male celebs (for a change), G plans the first podcast wedding and magicians get some stick…

EPISODE 8

Come dine with the Birds

The birds tell each other their dream dinner guests, Emma goes low-brow, George goes high-brow and Emily is just plain nosey.

EPSIODE 7

Two truths and a lie

The birds play two truths and a lie, because they are grown-up  adults, and we find out the following: which 2 birds have webbed feet…

EPISODE SIX

Bananas and L**e

This was a wild one. Dan’s been spiking kids, we find out who started the hand sanitiser shortage and Emma answers the question…

EPISODE FIVE

No Musicians, No Magicians

5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear; a bridal boutique…

EPISODE FOUR

1 in 5 is positive!

The birds are still iso’d. This episode is brought to you by midnight bloom Zaflora, trying to not get pregnant and buying a steam…

You’re all so relatable, individual and authentic; the podcast is a touch of genius (as well as the reason my neighbours my think I’m losing the plot giggling in the garden while I listen to you all)

EPISODE THREE

Cover the plate

In our second lockdown episode the birds are struggling a bit; Dan is guarding her wet skirting boards armed only with chocolate buttons…

EPISODE TWO

Boz eye Kev

The birds are in full lockdown mode, they have inappropriately in-depth chat about underwear, and we find out their coping…

EPISODE ONE

San pads on the sports pitch

5 Birds And A Mic is a lifestyle podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear a bridal boutique…